I will derive

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Иксик © (2009-06-20 02:53) [0]

Прикольная пародия на песню "I will survive" из разряда "математики шутят" :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9dpTTpjymE

At first I was afraid, what could the answer be?
It said given this position find velocity.
So I tried to work it out, but I knew that I was wrong.
I struggled; I cried, "A problem shouldn"t take this long!"
I tried to think, control my nerve.
It"s evident that speed"s tangential to that time-position curve.
This problem would be mine if I just knew that tangent line.
But what to do? Show me a sign!

So I thought back to Calculus.
Way back to Newton and to Leibniz,
And to problems just like this.
And just like that when I had given up all hope,
I said nope, there"s just one way to find that slope.
And so now I, I will derive.
Find the derivative of x position with respect to time.
It"s as easy as can be, just have to take dx/dt.
I will derive, I will derive. Hey, hey!

And then I went ahead to the second part.
But as I looked at it I wasn"t sure quite how to start.
It was asking for the time at which velocity
Was at a maximum, and I was thinking "Woe is me."
But then I thought, this much I know.
I"ve gotta find acceleration, set it equal to zero.
Now if I only knew what the function was for a.
I guess I"m gonna have to solve for it someway.

So I thought back to Calculus.
Way back to Newton and to Leibniz,
And to problems just like this.
And just like that when I had given up all hope,
I said nope, there"s just one way to find that slope.
And so now I, I will derive.
Find the derivative of velocity with respect to time.
It"s as easy as can be, just have to take dv/dt.
I will derive, I will derive.

So I thought back to Calculus.
Way back to Newton and to Leibniz,
And to problems just like this.
And just like that when I had given up all hope,
I said nope, there"s just one way to find that slope.
And so now I, I will derive.
Find the derivative of x position with respect to time.
It"s as easy as can be, just have to take dx/dt.
I will derive, I will derive, I will derive

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Игорь Шевченко © (2009-06-20 03:03) [1]

Иксик © (20.06.09 02:53)

Класс!!!

А это тоже пародия: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHosLhPEN3k

Write in C
~~~~~~~~~~
When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
"Write in C."

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
LOGO"s dead and buried,
Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.

If you"ve just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC.
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
Pascal won"t quite cut it.
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
Don"t even mention COBOL.
Write in C

:)

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Германн © (2009-06-20 03:10) [2]

> Игорь Шевченко © (20.06.09 03:03) [1]
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> Иксик © (20.06.09 02:53)
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> Класс!!!
>

+1

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Германн © (2009-06-20 03:14) [3]

> Write in C

А это уже устарело.
Ты уже это на форуме публиковал.

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Иксик © (2009-06-20 03:16) [4]

> Игорь Шевченко © (20.06.09 03:03) [1]
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> Иксик © (20.06.09 02:53)
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> Класс!!!
>
> А это тоже пародия: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHosLhPEN3k
>

Просто супер!!! Учу слова! :)))

> [0] Иксик © (20.06.09 02:53)

Хорошо!

> [3] Германн © (20.06.09 03:14)
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> > Write in C
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> А это уже устарело.
> Ты уже это на форуме публиковал.

Я тоже помню, но отчего бы и не повторить хорошую вещь.:)

> Просто супер!!! Учу слова! :)))

> Я тоже помню, но отчего бы и не повторить хорошую вещь.:
> )

Да я и не против совсем! :)
Но, имхо, устарело! :)

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