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Игорь Шевченко (2003-02-11 11:38) [0]

Hi,

after half an hour of hard work on an old Mac LC with a broken keyboard
(you never notice how often you use the "T" key until it"s gone...) and a
mouse refusing its connection to the pointer on the tiny screen, I can
finally present you those funny MPW error messages. I also took in some
potentially funny ones (i.e. the ones I didn"t understand). Hope you enjoy
this!

The first bunch is from the C tool (by far the funniest one) and the
second is from MPW itself. I also looked in the Pascal Tool, but it"s dead
earnest so I aborted after half of the list. here it comes:

String literal too long (I let you have 512 characters, that"s 3 more than
ANSI said I should)
...And the lord said, "lo, there shall only be case or default labels
inside a switch statement"
a typedef name was a complete surprise to me at this point in your program
You can"t modify a constant
This struct already has a perfectly good definition
This union already has a perfectly good definition
This enum already has a perfectly good definition
Only one parameter per register please
type in (cast) must be scalar; ANSI 3.3.4; page 39, lines 10-11 (I know you
don"t care, I"m just trying to annoy you)
This array has no size, and that"s bad
This variable cannot be assigned to a register (as requested)
Huh ?
can"t go mucking with a "void *"
we already did this function
This label is the target of a goto from outside of the block containing
this label AND this block has an automatic variable with an initializer AND
your window wasn"t wide enough to read this whole error message
Call me paranoid but finding "/*" inside this comment makes me suspicious
This function has an explicit return type and deserves a return value
You are comparing two structures that have holes in them
Invalid formal argument -- did you mean pointer to function here?
You can"t have an array of functions -- did you mean pointers to functions?
Too many errors on one line (make fewer)
Symbol table full - fatal heap error; please go buy a RAM upgrade from your
local Apple dealer
Trailing comma not permitted in enum definition. (This time I"m letting
you off with a warning)
Register Spilling Protocol Error

Projector ran out of memory; sorry!
Wow, the project ID for "%s" is not unique.
Cannot edit comments when a folder is selected, silly!
index into the forest is negative
index is past the end of the forest
Hey, %s, aren"t you getting bored!
Come on %s, give it up!
Oh, please %s, stop!
Stop! Stop! Don"t stop %s!
%s, don"t give up now!

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Cheers,
M. Uli Kusterer
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Внук (2003-02-11 11:44) [1]

Ж:-)))

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Ketmar (2003-02-11 11:52) [2]

"я плакалъ" (ц) обязательно добавлю подобное в свой Оберончик.

Satanas Nobiscum! 11-Feb-XXXVIII A.S.

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Кот Бегемот (2003-02-11 13:16) [3]

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Ketmar (2003-02-11 14:07) [4]

>Кот Бегемот © (11.02.03 13:16)
и не смешно. я уж и не рад, что начал. но, однако, дело близится к "финальному концу".

Satanas Nobiscum! 11-Feb-XXXVIII A.S.

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