Песни о Software

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Drakon © (2004-05-05 22:48) [0]

Где можно скачать песни о Software, математических алгоритмах, компьютерах и т.п.?

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Игорь Шевченко © (2004-05-05 23:02) [1]

"Write in C

When I find my code in tons of touble,
Friends and colleages come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
"Write in C."

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
LISP is dead and buried,
Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.

If you"ve just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC.
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
Pascal won"t quite cut it.
Write in C.

{
guitar solo
}

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Don"t even mention COBOL.
Write in C.

And when the screen is fuzzy,
And the editor is bugging me.
I"m sick of ones and zeros,
Write in C.

A thousand people sware that T.P.
Seven is the one for me.
I hate the word PROCEDURE,
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
PL1 is "80s,
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
The government loves ADA,
Write in C.
"

http://www.netspace.org/~dmacks/internet-songbook/

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Drakon © (2004-05-05 23:07) [2]

Это тексты песен, а мне интересно послушать MP3.

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Gero © (2004-05-05 23:16) [3]

> Игорь Шевченко © (05.05.04 23:02)

Класс :)

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Игорь Шевченко © (2004-05-05 23:25) [4]

Drakon © (05.05.04 23:07)

> а мне интересно послушать MP3.

Ищи: "Weird Al Yankovic-Windows 95 Sucks.mp3"

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Gero © (2004-05-05 23:28) [5]

> Ищи: "Weird Al Yankovic-Windows 95 Sucks.mp3"

Ух, название впечатляет, я побежал искать! :)

DOS, черной пеленой экран заполнил

DOS, черной пеленой экран заполнил, чистый DOS
Мышь, потеряла форму стала вдруг квадратной мышь!
Я разбил окно, девяносто пятое маздайное окно
И поставил DOS, и тогда я понял – это счастье, вот оно.

Слезы на очках, странные очки, а может слезы на лице.
DOS очистил все, все, что было лишним у меня на диске C:\
Я нажал F8 и веселый Norton удалял мне все подряд!
40 Megabyte, может даже больше, может 60.

И представил я: город наводнился вдруг разумными людьми
Вышли все под DOS, а проклятый Windows удаляли, черт возьми!!!
Позабыв про Word MS-Excel, CorelDraw, и прочий геморрой,
Люди ставят DOS, словно в рай заходят в DOS, в нормальный чистый DOS.

На сайте http://www.accords.ru/
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Нашел:

Windows Sucks Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I bought up.
Brought windows home,
and d"cided to boot it up.

But when I load it up,
It says my memory is not enough...
I"d be runnin" out.
I need some extra RAM to fix me up...

I have to cough it up...
Open my wallet up.
It never stops. (4x)

It"s Windows 95!
It suckin" up my Drive.
It" makes a pretty all fine.
But my PC... is obsolete.
I"ll have to buy myself a brandnew machine...

Bring it up...
Stick me up.
You suck me in, and then you got me hooked.
You got me..., you got me.

There"s so much stuff to buy
I need a new harddrive
It"s gonna suck me dry.
My CPU says, "don"t have the speed",
it takes an hour just to bring up the screen
nanana,

Oh no.
I making software buys,
Wow!
It"s making Bill Gated come.
Yoyo.
You make a rich man come.

http://www.lyricsdomain.com/23/weird_al_yankovic/windows_sucks.html

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